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    Parachute Cactus T-Shirt

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    Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

    •    Preshrunk Jersey Knit - 100% Cotton (Sport Grey & Heathers - Cotton/Poly Blend)
    •    Classic Fit
    •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
    •    Machine Washable Inside Out
    •    Printed in the USA

    So yeah this is going to hurt. You should brace yourself for days of pain, well weeks of pain. You are going to be taking a lot of little spikes and cactus pins out of your body for a while. I commend you for your courage to jump out of a moving plane and skydive but, you picked a bad place to do it because you are landing in a field of cacti and it is going to hurt. This funny T-shirt is great for anyone who has ever skydived before or anyone who would like to skydive. All of our funny sports shirts are perfect for anyone of any lifestyle.

    Our novelty t-shirts are perfect for people of any lifestyle because they have so many different types of designs that anyone will be sure to find something that appeal to them. With so many different graphics our funny sports t-shirts will attract to anyone no matter whom you are that way you can have a good laugh at yourself.

     

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    LA
    12/26/2022
    LANCE A.
    United States

    Parachute Cactus T-Shirt

    love this shirt. receive many laffs. bought 2,

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    MG
    07/03/2021
    Marsha G.
    United States United States

    Great shirt!

    I get so many comments on this t-shirt. It brings smiles to everyone who sees it.

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    AK
    06/02/2020
    anthony k.
    United States United States

    funny stuff...

    This is my second t-shirt with the Parachute over cactus. I get many laughs! My wife now wears one too. funny stuff!

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