Crappiest 4th of July Story Winner

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Crappy Fourth for Father-in-Law
I had a great time setting off fireworks at home this year with my family and soon-to-be father-in-law. The next day we gathered all of the remains left in the yard and disposed of them in a fire. Unfortunately for my father in law, there was one mortar that had not ignited and was pointing in his direction when tossed into the fire. We heard a loud hissing sound, but by the time we figured out that a mortar was about to go off it was too late to react. It shot out with a blast and knocked him right off his feet. I realized, much to my horror, that it had shot him right where it hurts. Luckily he ended up being ok, and somehow no major damage was done. Holy crap though. What a memorable Fourth of July it was for him! Life is crap!

Thanks for sharing, Adam….enjoy your FREE Tshirt!!

And our HONORABLE MENTION……A Crappy Sea Urchin Vacation
I spent this 4th of July flying 9 hours home from my Hawaiian vacation with 9 sea urchin spines stuck in the bottom of my foot.  When I got home, I had to skip the BBQ, go to urgent care where the doctor proceeded to prod up in my foot attempting to take out the spines.  He had no luck.  He sent me home with an RX for pain and an infection. He told me to go see a foot doctor because I most likely need surgery to get them out.  He was right, and 4 days later, I was getting surgery to remove my souvenir sea urchin spines.  I have pictures to prove it. The crappiest 4th of July ever!!

Thanks for sharing, Amanda…..We’ve got a crappy prize for you too!

Just remember, Life is Crap, But Laughter is the cure!!…..