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​One Mustn’t Simply Forget the Condiments


One Mustn’t Simply Forget the Condiments

Everyone can relate to the frustration of forgetting an essential component needed to enjoy delicious BBQ or other yummy foods. This Out Of Mustard T-Shirt points out that life can be crappy as a result of supposedly small things but it’s okay to laugh about them. It’s easy, however, to say “Don’t sweat the small stuff” when your condiments are fully stocked.

Stress is a Problem

The Good Book tells us to focus on positive things, not on the negative. This turns out to be an awesome bit of advice for human beings because stress affects pretty much the entire body and is linked to many serious health conditions. Laughter does good like a medicine, which is why an Out of Mustard T-Shirt makes so much sense. Rather than getting stressed out about life’s seemingly small frustrations and disappointments, we should look for the silver linings in the clouds. Simply choosing to laugh about things rather than stress over them is a healthy decision. The following are some of the terrible effects stress has on us, according to various research studies:

  • People with stressful jobs have a 23% greater risk for having a heart attack.
  • Chronic stress can double the risk of developing or exacerbating asthma.
  • People with high levels of stress have more headaches monthly.
  • Chronic stress impairs memory because it is linked to damage of glutamate receptors.
  • The risk of developing sleep problems is doubled if a person works in a poor psychosocial environment on the job.
  • Stress hormones lead to cravings for sweets and, ultimately, weight gain.
  • Women who are experiencing higher levels of stress experience greater hair loss and hair thinning.
  • Premature aging is another result of chronic stress.
  • Stress often leads to high blood pressure, which causes many serious health problems, such as heart disease.
  • The immune system has repeatedly proven to be weakened by stress. The most critical factor is duration of the stress, as opposed to the severity of the stressor.

Humor is a Solution

Obviously, stress is like a plague to be avoided. Laughter is the perfect antidote and the reason to wear humorous t-shirts. Health benefits of laughter include the following:

  • Lowers blood pressure
  • Gives your abs a workout
  • Reduces the level of stress hormones
  • Improves heart health
  • Produces an overall sense of well-being
  • Triggers the release of feel-good endorphins

Get the T-Shirt

Go ahead and find the humor in every possible situation and see if your life isn’t more joyful. Get your own Out of Mustard T-Shirt today, as a reminder to keep smiling even when life has obviously turned to crap.

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