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    Airport Security Hoodie

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    Heavy Blend Hoodie

    •    50% Cotton 50% Polyester Preshrunk Fleece Knit
    •    Adjustable Drawstring Hood; Pouch Pocket
    •    Print Size Varies By Garment Size
    •    Machine Washable Inside Out
    •    Printed in the USA

    You emptied your pockets, you took off your jewelry, all your bags went through the scanner and the stupid X-ray thing keeps beeping. There is nothing more embarrassing than being stuck in airport security while the X-ray machine keeps beeping and everyone is staring at you because you are holding up the line. This funny hoodie is perfect because everyone who has ever been through an airport has probably gone through this crap before. Our funny hoodies for random life problems were designed so everyone can have a good laugh at themselves.

    All of our funny sweatshirts were designed with regular people like you in mind because we know that real life and real people have to go through a lot of crap. Our random funny hooded sweatshirts are perfect for anyone who thinks that life is good, is a lot of crap! We want everyone to be laughing at themselves and actually get some enjoyment out of life's crap.

     

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